How To Annoy Your Friends

How To Annoy Your Friends

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Nothing wrong with a flattering selfie once in a while, or a group-shot selfie when there's no one around to take it. But if your feed has become an ode to your face, it may be time to rethink your strategy.

There are some culinary experiences that genuinely warrant a post, but save it for the ones that resemble art or homemade dishes that truly make your mouth water. Most meals are not worthy of the "food porn" hashtag and are probably best savored in private.

Most new Android phones come with a "beauty" feature on the front camera allowing you to even out skin, slim the jawline or even make your eyes appear wider on the fly. Or you can retouch after the shot with apps like Facetune and CreamCam. But just because they're out there doesn't mean you should abuse them.

One picture is great, two is fine, but more than that can start to get tricky. Posting 20 images of the same birthday party back to back will saturate your friends' feeds and likely garner some animosity. If you have 100 amazing shots of your birthday bash, spread them out over a couple of posts, create a collage, or post an album on Facebook. Instagram "purists" will argue that you only need a few good ones per event.

If you want to annoy your classmates and teachers at school, you've come to the right place! We'll walk you through a ton of options you can try out to get on everyone's last nerve, starting with stuff that will annoy the entire class. Then, we'll touch on a few ways to really ruffle your teachers' feathers. Have fun messing around, but be careful not to overdo it! If you go too far with your antics, you could end up getting in trouble.

I am fond of how they try to make everything perfect, how they take pride in their slow decision making process and how much they love their little habits. It gives me a lot of occasions to annoy them. In fact, I have to admit that I became quite good at annoying my Swiss German friends. And for the first time, I am sharing my secrets! Keep in mind that the point is not to make them mad at you, just to create a little *sigh*.

The Swiss put Aromat everywhere, and there is even a small portable version so they can carry it wherever they go. See where I am going with this? While your friend is cooking, hide their Aromat and see for how long they will look for it. Dare saying that you do not like it or that it does not have a specific taste! They will passionately explain to you why it is the best thing in the world...

Swiss German is made of very rich and complex dialects. Every region has its own words, expressions and pronunciations. Therefore, by learning the basic greeting words, you will have a great opportunity to mildly annoy your Swiss friends.

It is a bit complex so I decided to help you optimize your annoyance factor. I asked my friends from different regions to tell me if they love, hate or are neutral toward the other dialects. So far, I have only asked a single person from every region. Sure, there is room for improvement, but the following should give you a pretty good idea of who loves, is neutral or cannot stand a certain dialect:

Self-service buffets are a popular option for social gatherings in Switzerland. They allow for socialization to be that much better: You can sit, talk and eat for hours. You are the master of your portions, and you have to cut the cheese, the bread and the braided "Züpfe" by yourself.

In addition to "various design enhancements and bug fixes," 3.5 adds the ability to share lyrics from individual songs to your friends via Android's standard Share menu. There's also a new "Made For You" shortcut on the Listen Now page to instantly take you to the personal mixes and Replay playlists you use most frequently. Finally, the Apple Music Library can now be searched by the record label, in addition to the usual artist/album/genre options.

For a few hours it was hilarious, as offices gleefully downed tools to send the bug to their mates and chortle at the proceeding rage. Then it got annoying. Apple released a fix, and we all started acting our age again.

As a modern take on the classic prank soundboard, there are many other ways to invoke these sounds. You can tap on them and let them fly, or you could try something more detailed. Perhaps motion detection. Once you choose your sound, the app can use the accelerometer in your phone to detect when someone moves it. When they do, it will play your chosen audio.

Another option is a countdown. Select your annoying noise, choose how long you want to delay the trigger, place your phone near a friend, and walk away. 30 seconds later and that fart will go off and you were nowhere near.

My favorite though is using Apple Watch. You can place your phone in perfect position, walk away, then when the time is right, trigger the sound from your Apple Watch. It is the best way to nail the timing while maintaining plausible deniability. For the most full-featured and modernized soundboard of farts, check out Fart Sounds & Annoying Noises.

Sound noises are pretty common, but are widely used. These can be ones that replicate common annoying noises such as an air horn, an electric razor, or a police siren. Time it right, you can absolutely trick someone into thinking you shaved their head or the po-po is on their tail.

The app has 99 different ring tones as well as 9 different stylized call screens. You can choose your preferred delay so that you can sit your phone down and not touch it when your famous friend calls in. This app is so easy to use with so many possibilities from harmless pranks to avoiding awkward social interactions.

With Fake All, you can create an entirely fictional conversation. Jump back and forth between the two parties to write an entire conversation of your liking that you can show off and pass for the real thing. You can adjust backgrounds and other aspects to look just like the legit apps.

[Hungry_Myst] has put together this fantastic device to annoy your friends. It randomly emits high pitched sounds, then stops for a while to make it very hard to locate. He has added an extra level of annoyance by putting the noise in vicinity of 17KHz thus making it almost undetectable by people over the age of 30. The fact that not everyone in the room can hear it makes people go even crazier trying to find it.

The only thing that would make this better is if it were mobile so it could hide itself some where new after each time it goes off. Oh and maybe encasing it in some sort of shock-o-matic housing so that when somebody does find it and picks it up it would zap the crap out of em. Hey if your looking to annoy people, especially teenagers I say go the distance.

Okay, I have a question and by the looks of all these posts, everyone on here, except myself, knows the answer. I AM technically challenged so please be basic with your answers as I will try to understand without many more questions. Here is my situation and why I came to this site searching for answers.

One of the far easier pranks to pull, is the inverting of the colours of the device. By accessing Settings -> Accessibility -> Vision, you are able to select Negative Colours. It would immediately change the colour theme of the device, and even pulling up the camera app shows inverted colours. Sit back and watch your victim panic as you try to stifle a laughter.

This prank would reduce the device to the likes of a very annoying child that has to repeat and voice out each and every action. What voice assistant essentially does is repeat the inputs that have been put into the device, so you can sit back and listen as your target is busy trying to turn off the voice. If you want to go a step beyond, activate the option to turn read out passwords and watch as your target tries to hurriedly silence the device. To activate voice assistant go to Settings -> Accessibility -> Vision and select that option.

Do be aware though, if your friend uses a Samsung device, you might have to download another launcher before changing the default. To accomplish this, open the Play Store and select from a list of launchers. I suggest the Nova Launcher on Samsung as there is a stark difference between that and TouchWiz.

A simple prank that involves taking your victims phone and rendering it unresponsive. To do this, first, take a snapshot (Press the home and lock button simultaneously) of the home screen. Transfer all the files from there into a folder and push that onto the last page of the device. Now set the screenshot as the home screen wallpaper and voilà! Now when your friend tries to access his apps, it would be as though the device is not responding and watch as he/she repeatedly tried to tap the screen to no avail.

Take a small piece of clear tape and stick it over the mic of the device. Do remember to replace the cover or case that the device was in. Then wait and watch as your victim screams into the phone in the hopes that it will send his/her voice through. Though this prank can easily be found out, it sure brings laughter when the tape is found.

A thorough mastery of two-letter words is among the most important skills necessary in the creation of a successful and incomprehensible SCRABBLE board. The ability to add seemingly random letters to existing ones will allow a player to enjoy far greater latitude in placing their words on the board, and will annoy opponents who think that the game should be played with words they recognize. Ew joins another 106 two-letter words, which are aa, ab, ad, ae, ag, ah, ai, al, am, an, ar, as, at, aw, ax, ay, ba, be, bi, bo, by, da, de, do, ed, ef, eh, el, em, en, er, es, et, ex, fa, fe, gi, go, ha, he, hi, hm, ho, id, if, in, is, it, jo, ka, ki, la, li, lo, ma, me, mi, mm, mo, mu, my, na, ne, no, nu, od, oe, of, oh, oi, ok, om, on, op, or, os, ow, ox, oy, pa, pe, pi, po, qi, re, sh, si, so, ta, te, ti, to, uh, um, un, up, us, ut, we, wo, xi, xu, ya, ye, yo, and za.

Bestie is now suitable for play on the SCRABBLE board! For those of you who prefer to refer to your close friends by more acronymic means please be advised that BFF is not yet playable in the game. The reason that BFF is not yet eligible is not so much that it has no vowels, as there are plenty of accepted words that fall into this category, including cwm, tsktsk, brr, and brrr. No, BFF is not yet eligible for play because the proper blood sacrifices have not yet been offered up to the SCRABBLE gods. 2b1af7f3a8